An out-of-this-world TripAdvisor review has sparked much hilarity on social media this week.
Coventry residents have been reacting with humour after an extremely amusing review landed on the widely-used amateur critic website.
TripAdvisor is typically used by diners, holidaymakers and locals to share their experiences of bars, hotels and attractions.
But, sometimes, they can come across as scathing and borderline libelous.
So, it's with this in mind that a diner took to the website to leave an in-depth review of a local restaurant.
Masala Jacks, situated in Holbrook Lane, was given a five-star rating by the diner, who goes by the username 'f00dfanatic3000'.
The unidentified diner, who lives in London, entertained fellow city diners with a review which reads like something of an E.L. James novel.
Rather than 50 Shades of Grey, though, the diner was instead commenting on his experience of the local India eatery.
The diner told fellow users of the website: "When I made plans to visit Masala Jacks for the first time my body filled with anticipation; was my first experience really going to live up to my fantasies?"
After enticing internet users with that impressive opening sentence, the diner adds: "Palms sweaty, legs trembling I chose my seat, nothing could prepare me for what I was about to encounter.
"A virgin to Indian cuisine, I put my trust in the sexy waiter with the checked trousers "anything, just no mushrooms," my warm, supple mouth breathed in his ear."
The reviewer didn't stop there, either, commenting: "The wait for my first plate was short, but felt like a lifetime - how could I lust for something I've never had before?"
Things started to get really steamy from there on in, with the diner adding: "His strong hands cupping my starter lowered adjacent to my breast as he placed a dish I have been craving the taste of ever since.
"My lip began to tremble now as my mouth watered, wanting nothing but to get that perfect, dressed meat inside of me."
And all of this resulted in a thrilling climax: "When it finally caressed my tastebuds euphoria shifted my entire body, shaking me to the core - a moment I would never forget."
The review was shared widely on social media, with one diner writing: "This person should be a copywriter. What a review. Smashed it."
"50 Shades of Masala!!!" another added.
"This made my day. What a review," Masala Jacks wrote.
The review in full
When I made plans to visit Masala Jacks for the first time my body filled with anticipation; was my first experience really going to live up to my fantasies? Palms sweaty, legs trembling I chose my seat, nothing could prepare me for what I was about to encounter. A virgin to indian cuisine, I put my trust in the sexy waiter with the checked trousers "anything, just no mushrooms," my warm, supple mouth breathed in his ear. The wait for my first plate was short, but felt like a lifetime - how could I lust for something I've never had before? His strong hands cupping my starter lowered adjacent to my breast as he placed a dish I have been craving the taste of ever since. My lip began to tremble now as my mouth watered, wanting nothing but to get that perfect, dressed meat inside of me. When it finally caressed my tastebuds euphoria shifted my entire body, shaking me to the core - a moment I would never forget.
